December 2009
95 posts
i like kind of HATE when people update one thing and it domino effects all the other gabillion zillion sites i’m friends with you. maybe you’re not a friend if i get so testy. ahhahaha.
community is fucking hilarious. and i might have a crush on joel mchale <3
“i mean realllyyy look at my face…”
dear male,
get a clue and fucking talk to me, kthxbye.
But I love your feet
only because they walked
upon the earth and upon
the wind and upon the waters,
until they found me
PABLO NERUDA
COLTS PERFECT SEASON ENDS WITH THE HELP OF JETS 29-15
YESSSSSSSSSS
i pulled a creep move and snapped a picture of something that may seem endearing or ‘get the fuck away from me, you psychopath’.
i’m very weird and did not notice until it was pointed out. eeeekkkk.
do i have taste?
I don’t leave a lasting mark; just there to make the moment but not the memory.
so as miley says ’ I GUESS I DIDN’T GET THE MEMO’
life sucks when you’re not in on the joke.
or when you think that maybe a guy with a dick won’t act like one.
i fucking love pauly d!!!
how can i say ‘i love sausages’ without it being so sex related? i mean i truly, i love sausages - brats, breakfast, italian, asian, etc…but gosh even writing this, it makes me want to think of the other sausage :(
i don’t have big aspirations. big dreams, yes. i have a feeling that i will be successful and brilliant and amazing and awesome. but to tell you the truth, my dream job when i was little, and probably to this day is to be a secretary or a cashier. i only said doctor in my elementary school yearbook because i knew that what’s my parents wanted to hear.
i got that gangsta gangangangangsta lovveeeee
Pats better win if I’m not going to do my homework or work or anything that is respectable.
i want a typewriter, so i may hear the grind of the gears, the wet ink on paper, and to hear its voice.
The meaning behind each finger
sendingmylove:
stayonestepahead:
Here’s a fun fact to brighten up these boring Mondays.
Here’s a funny fact. Join your two hands as shown above.Let’s start :
The thumb represents your parents. Now try seperating them apart, and they’ll easily open. They easily seperate because you are not destined to live with your parents forever. Now join the two thumbs back together.
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